Dear Diary,
My sweetheart broke her bum on the way home when I tried to take a shortcut down the side of a bank, a treestump caught her ass. I shouldn't have laughed. Jane is also under the weather, has run out of her medication, and is not drinking (!! Something must really be wrong!) Anyway, it's a busking bonanza today. No choice except to feed Roni.
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Here's a link to our Rock n Roll Band. (Five Jive)
Stay On the Flex,
Maxx.