Dear Diary,
Lil' Ron is really very needy and loving. He prefers sardines to salmon, he's scruffy, smelly, damaged goods but not sour grapes, he's been a hobo, he's very friendly, also dauntless 'gainst intimidation (except with cats, whom he tries to make friends with constantly). He is my perfect platonic companion.
"Little Ron, you're the man,
You're young and have found a home,
A Glasofarian rescued dawg,
I just bought him a chewy bone,
But he wants to curl up in my lap,
Saying hello to everyone,
He's tuckered out after walkie-poos,
You're my only pet: I love you Ron."
Maxy Waxy. x x x x x
